hypnosis to speak foreign languages fluently without anxiety

it's fun to make people wait and wait and get a bit mad

like calm down

im just a dumb little kid

with bad breath

and you're malting

i dont fit into your world

OF GOOBERS

i am learning at a rapid pace 

like a retarded vampire 

FEEDING off of your patience

giving you little treats of being able to mock me

i bet you never heard anyone say this THIS way before

because you never knew me

and you never knew the bounds and the reach of childlike ignorance from another world

not even the little children of your people speak so strangely

and im too old to be like this

i get to be kinda young forever

you grump you lose

im always winning

you have to explain to me everything 

until i become you

a sleeper cell

you think I'm dumb for now

i can play dumb forever

i can enunciate my weird pronunciation quite clearly, forcing you to comment for MY benefit

hear me roar

hear me

im from elsewhere

but i came here with a message of peace

and love

and i make you repeat yourself slowly and clearly because i deserve it 😜 

sorryyyyyy (not sorry because im not gonna stop)

wait a billion more minutes until i figure it out 

but i love you and i just want to know your mind

i don't judge you like your people do

i have exotic judgements

that dont matter

and you love me even tho you're babysitting 

im refreshing

and sweet 

you are the foreigner and nobody knows why you love it here

they ask

and you say

something that makes them laugh and doesn't satisfy them

they want more of you

and they have to wait

and they have to get the simplest form

and they have to get the substitute

but that becomes a better person

because your face is ripped off below the nose 

and there's only teeth 

and you have nothing to hide

say something, they say, show you can speak

i dont know, one two three

what is the topic

give me a topic

they laugh and don't know the topic either

but good job

you passed through another hoop little puppy

you always do

(if you don't that's another story for another day for another laugh)

it's always a laugh when you get to be born again as a dumbass

a smart dumbass

whose jokes never land

and whose normal serious speaking makes them smile and chuckle

i love that i chose to be here of my own free will and meet all of you 

I'm so glad you accepted me

i want to stay here forever

if you would have me

you do?

thank you

i will be here forever then, annoying you

taking way too long and saying it the wrong way